{"id":3171,"date":"2026-06-15T11:01:39","date_gmt":"2026-06-15T09:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sosi.expert\/?p=3171"},"modified":"2026-06-29T07:28:01","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T05:28:01","slug":"blagues-a-coco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sosi.expert\/index.php\/2026\/06\/15\/blagues-a-coco\/","title":{"rendered":"Blagues \u00e0 Coco"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>C\u2019est <strong>Toto<\/strong> qui part en voyage de classe en <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Russie\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Russie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Russie<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nSur les bords de la <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Mer Caspienne\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mer_Caspienne\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Caspienne<\/a>, sa ma\u00eetresse fait la visite d\u2019anciens abris <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Sovi\u00e9tiques\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sovi%C3%A9tiques\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">sovi\u00e9tiques<\/a> du temps de la <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Guerre froide\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Guerre_froide\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Guerre froide<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Lors de chaque pause, <strong>Toto<\/strong> d\u00e9cide de manger les fruits qu\u2019il avait emport\u00e9 pour ses casse-cro\u00fbtes.<\/p>\n<p>Il les d\u00e9vore goulument et recrache un par un les noyaux en direction des vieux b\u00e2timents, tout en s\u2019exclamant :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0<a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Abricot\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Abricot\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\"><em>Pour les abris cocos\u00a0!<\/em><\/a> \u00bb<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0<em>Pour les abris cocos\u00a0!<\/em> \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Quelques ann\u00e9es plus tard, toute une for\u00eat de <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Cocotier\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cocotier\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Cocotiers<\/a> avait pouss\u00e9 l\u00e0 o\u00f9 <strong>Toto<\/strong> \u00e9tait pass\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Parce que c\u2019\u00e9taient des <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Abricotier\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Abricotier\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">abris c\u00f4tiers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>C\u2019est <strong>Toto<\/strong> qui, une fois devenu grand, devint responsable d\u2019entreprise.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nIl doit g\u00e9rer <strong>17<\/strong> employ\u00e9s r\u00e9partis sur <strong>3<\/strong> sites et diff\u00e9rents services.<\/p>\n<p>Par chance, il finit par b\u00e9n\u00e9ficier d\u2019un gros apport de financement.<\/p>\n<p>Ne sachant que faire de cette soudaine manne financi\u00e8re, il \u00e9labore un moyen de r\u00e9partir ses toutes fraiches ressources selon son ressenti personnel.<\/p>\n<p>Il d\u00e9cide de n\u2019absolument pas tenir compte du nombre d\u2019employ\u00e9s, mais uniquement de la localisation g\u00e9ographique des sites.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Il r\u00e9serve 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initiale soit conserv\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s de longues et rudes n\u00e9gociations, principalement unilat\u00e9rales, ces derniers en vinrent \u00e0 lui conseiller d\u2019embaucher une nouvelle assistante de site, ce qui incr\u00e9menterait m\u00e9caniquement le nombre d\u2019employ\u00e9 d\u2019<strong>1<\/strong>, et porterait l\u2019effectif global \u00e0 <strong>18<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Au 1er, il pouvait alors verser <strong>1\/2<\/strong> des montants re\u00e7us, ce qui correspondrait \u00e0 <strong>9<\/strong> employ\u00e9s,<\/li>\n<li>Au 2\u00e8me, <strong>1\/3<\/strong> soit <strong>6<\/strong> employ\u00e9s,<\/li>\n<li>Et au 3\u00e8me, <strong>1\/9<\/strong> soit <strong>2<\/strong> employ\u00e9s.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>D\u2019o\u00f9 <strong>9 + 6 + 2 = 17<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Il pouvait ainsi conserver l\u2019assistance nouvellement embauch\u00e9e, la rattacher au troisi\u00e8me site qui en \u00e9tait devenu malheureusement d\u00e9pourvu 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