{"id":3558,"date":"2026-07-24T20:20:02","date_gmt":"2026-07-24T18:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sosi.expert\/?p=3558"},"modified":"2026-07-26T06:48:59","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T04:48:59","slug":"le-saigneur-des-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sosi.expert\/index.php\/2026\/07\/24\/le-saigneur-des-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Saigneur des idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Par <strong>Taken G.C.<\/strong> descendant pas tout \u00e0 fait direct de <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"J. R. R. Tolkien\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/J._R._R._Tolkien\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\"><strong>J.R.R. 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probl\u00e8mes.<\/p>\n<p>En dehors de ses r\u00e9guli\u00e8res balades, il avait pour principal travail de remettre \u00e0 niveau des outils s\u2019apparentant \u00e0 des horreurs, reliques de l\u2019ancien monde, maintenues en fonction malgr\u00e9 toutes logiques, et contre tout bon sens.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019inutile n\u2019\u00e9tait pourtant pas futile pour les responsables de ces taches.<br \/>\nLes t\u00e2ches r\u00e9mun\u00e9r\u00e9es au lance pierre suivant des carnets de commandes \u00e0 la description al\u00e9atoire ou \u00e0 g\u00e9om\u00e9trie variable, et le bon vouloir d\u2019un commanditaire jusqu\u2019alors inconnu, assurait la pitance quotidienne de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bienbon<\/strong> n\u2019avait que faire de tous les tourments bourdonnant \u00e0 ses oreilles.<\/p>\n<p>Comme \u00e0 son habitude, il travaillait assid\u00fbment et consciencieusement, suivant les conseils dispens\u00e9s par d\u2019excellents professeurs, ma\u00eetres forgerons et autres compagnons du devoir.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u2019enseignement des plus sages est toujours le meilleur.<br \/>\nS\u2019en inspirer ne peut qu\u2019\u00eatre profitable \u00e0 long terme.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est pourquoi, \u00e0 son tour, \u00e0 la demande ou pour permettre aux \u00e9lev\u00e9s les plus motiv\u00e9s auxquels il \u00e9tait r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement confront\u00e9, il n\u2019h\u00e9sitait pas \u00e0 partager, et faire partager, son savoir-faire suivant la bien s\u00e9ance de son savoir-\u00eatre, reconnu et lou\u00e9 aux alentours de son atelier.<\/p>\n<p>La productivit\u00e9 de l\u2019ensemble \u00e9tait donc assur\u00e9e dans l\u2019int\u00e9r\u00eat g\u00e9n\u00e9ral.<br \/>\nPour le bien du collectif, il r\u00e9digeait sans rel\u00e2che des rapports pr\u00e9cis, des comptes-rendus dat\u00e9s et contextualis\u00e9s, des croquis d\u00e9taill\u00e9s et sch\u00e9mas valid\u00e9s, qui \u00e9taient tous autant de notices de montages dans le but d\u2019\u00e9riger des \u00e9difices solides interm\u00e9diaires ou finaux, que des recommandations r\u00e9glementaires officielles \u00e0 suivre au pied de la lettre.<br \/>\n<strong>Bienbon<\/strong>, m\u00eame genou en terre, op\u00e9ra avec habilet\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Mais un jour, l\u2019<strong>\u0153il<\/strong> fit sentir fortement sa pr\u00e9sence.<br \/>\nDu haut de sa <strong>Tour de Baraque-Nulle dans le Mentor<\/strong>, il observait sans rel\u00e2che, un par un, l\u2019ensemble de ses sujets.<br \/>\nIl s\u2019\u00e9tait entour\u00e9 de <strong>Nazesgros<\/strong> savamment s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9s \u00e0 qui il avait confi\u00e9 les sceaux de pouvoir.<br \/>\nIl s\u2019assurait ainsi la parafe unanime de sots, sans contradictions possibles de tous ses d\u00e9crets r\u00e9dig\u00e9s unilat\u00e9ralement.<\/p>\n<p>Incommod\u00e9 par l\u2019humeur cool et quotidiennement enjou\u00e9e de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>, le fait qu\u2019il n\u2019\u00e9tait pas n\u00e9 de la derni\u00e8re pluie et que son apparence faussement nonchalante n\u2019emp\u00eachait pas la pertinence de son esprit critique, il orchestra \u00e0 son encontre la charge barbare de ses arm\u00e9es d&rsquo;<a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Orque (Terre du Milieu)\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Orque_(Terre_du_Milieu)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Orques<\/a> \/ <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Gobelin (folklore)\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gobelin_(folklore)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Gobelins<\/a> et autres <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Troll\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Troll\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Trolls<\/a> des cavernes.<\/p>\n<p>Ne pouvant tenir longtemps seul face \u00e0 l\u2019assaut, et bien que soutenu par tous les habitants de petite taille du <strong>Centre de la Grande Terre<\/strong>, il n\u2019eut pas d\u2019autres choix que d\u2019effectuer un repli strat\u00e9gique dans sa petite demeure en lisi\u00e8re de <strong>Comt\u00e9<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Ayant pu reprendre son souffle, panser ses graves blessures, il suivit l\u2019ultime conseil de son entourage et rendit tour \u00e0 tour visite \u00e0 diff\u00e9rents membres de l\u2019ordre des <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Magicien\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Magicien\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Magiciens<\/a>.<br \/>\nToutes et tous lui conseill\u00e8rent de s\u2019associer \u00e0 <strong>Grandtaf Le Blanc<\/strong>, afin de contrer les intentions mal\u00e9fiques de l\u2019<strong>\u0153il<\/strong>.<br \/>\nIl conserva pr\u00e9cieusement toutes les <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Avocat (m\u00e9tier)\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Avocat_(m%C3%A9tier)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">cartes de visites<\/a> d\u00e9crivant <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Droit du travail\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Droit_du_travail\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">aptitudes<\/a> et <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Droit p\u00e9nal\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Droit_p%C3%A9nal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">autres pouvoirs<\/a> magiques, et s\u2019en retourna frapper \u00e0 la porte de <strong>Grandtaf<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Ce dernier lut le r\u00e9cit gribouill\u00e9 \u00e0 la va-vite par l\u2019<strong>\u0153il<\/strong> et ses marionnettes-sbires dans l\u2019intention de lui jeter mauvais sorts.<br \/>\nIl \u00e9cout\u00e2t attentivement les arguments de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>, et v\u00e9rifia les \u00e9l\u00e9ments mat\u00e9riels emport\u00e9s et autres preuves patiemment accumul\u00e9es au fil du temps.<br \/>\nLe dossier \u00e9tait particuli\u00e8rement bien fourni, aussi bien en respectant un format parchemin qu\u2019apr\u00e8s lecture d\u2019incantations num\u00e9riques ayant pour cons\u00e9quence l\u2019affichage en deux dimensions d\u2019innombrables <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Rune\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rune\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">runes<\/a> et autres divins <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"\u00c9criture hi\u00e9roglyphique \u00e9gyptienne\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C3%89criture_hi%C3%A9roglyphique_%C3%A9gyptienne\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">hi\u00e9roglyphes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Absolument tous les \u00e9l\u00e9ments de base indispensables aux concoctions de potions de v\u00e9rit\u00e9 efficaces \u00e9taient pr\u00e9sents.<br \/>\nY compris les fruits murs cultiv\u00e9s durant tant d\u2019ann\u00e9es de dure labeur par <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grandtaf<\/strong> ne pouvait qu\u2019approuver la d\u00e9marche de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>.<br \/>\nSuivant les lois propres \u00e0 l\u2019ordre, il s\u2019assura de la solvabilit\u00e9 de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>.<br \/>\nPlus important encore, il se renseigna de la signature par ce dernier d\u2019un <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Protection juridique\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Protection_juridique\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">contrat de partenariat<\/a> <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Elfe\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Elfe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">elfique<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hourra ! Cette hypoth\u00e8se b\u00e9n\u00e9fique \u00e9tait heureusement confirm\u00e9e !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Conjointement, ils entr\u00e8rent en contact avec l\u2019une de ces \u00eatres f\u00e9\u00e9riques, <strong>Dame Galantielle<\/strong>.<br \/>\nL\u2019accueil pour <strong>Bienbon<\/strong> fut tout aussi enthousiaste que lors de la rencontre initiale avec <strong>Grandtaf<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Tour \u00e0 tour, le transfert des \u00e9l\u00e9ments les plus pertinents \u00e0 la confection d\u2019une robuste armure de <a class=\"wikipedia\" title=\"Mithril\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mithril\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener ugc\">Mithril<\/a>, permit, en un coup de baguette, \u00e0 la fois la signature d\u2019un arrangement tr\u00e8s avantageux entre <strong>Grandtaf<\/strong> et <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>, et l\u2019utilisation bienveillante de la couverture protectrice de <strong>Galantielle<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Ainsi <strong>Bienbon<\/strong> pu sereinement poursuivre son voyage sur les chemins et sentiers de la <strong>Terre du Milieu<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Durant cette qu\u00eate \u00e9pique, il fit la rencontre d\u2019innombrables et intr\u00e9pides aventuri\u00e8res et aventuriers.<br \/>\nTout comme lui, ses compagnons de route combattaient des yeux d\u00e9moniaques.<br \/>\n\u00c0 la diff\u00e9rence pr\u00e8s que l\u2019<strong>\u0153il<\/strong> affront\u00e9 par <strong>Bienbon<\/strong> \u00e9tait celui du <strong>Saigneur Sairien<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019\u00e9pop\u00e9e m\u00e9di\u00e9vale fantastique pouvait para\u00eetre interminable, tant <strong>Sairien<\/strong> rageait d\u2019ignorance envers les conditions de vie r\u00e9elles de <strong>Bienbon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Du haut des sommets des montagnes rarement brumeuses, ou depuis les mines <strong>Mortesderire<\/strong>, <strong>Bienbon<\/strong> pouvait observer de loin, et ponctuellement, des rivi\u00e8res de lave en fusion s\u2019\u00e9chapper du <strong>Mont Path\u00e9tique<\/strong>.<br \/>\nCes torrents br\u00fblants engloutissaient progressivement <strong>les plaines d\u00e9sertes du Mentor<\/strong>, ensevelissant et noyant sous des tonnerres de cris, tous les disciples ayant v\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9 ce saigneur des t\u00e9n\u00e8bres.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Ils auraient mieux fait de fuir, ces pauvres fous.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><div id=\"wpfp_ed76660592303e996a60e2387d752a24\" data-item=\"{&quot;sources&quot;:[{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/sosi.expert\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/1784\\\/21\\\/Fuyez-pauvres-fous.mp4&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;video\\\/mp4&quot;}],&quot;id&quot;:&quot;203&quot;}\" class=\"flowplayer no-brand is-splash is-paused skin-custom no-svg fp-slim fp-outlined bottom-fs\" data-fv-embed=\"https:\/\/sosi.expert\/index.php\/2026\/07\/24\/le-saigneur-des-idiots\/fvp-203\/\" style=\"position:relative; 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